1 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:28,591 Yes, my pretties. 2 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:31,421 Show me the money! 3 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,013 Sorry to rain on your parade, Penguin. 4 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,043 I'm always prepared for inclement weather! 5 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,789 Chop-chop, Batman. 6 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:22,013 A bat without wings? 7 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,780 Back to your cage, Penguin. 8 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,985 Not before we rattle yours! 9 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,751 We? 10 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:35,171 For once, I have got to pull a job some place that Batman isn't. 11 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,545 Stop the car! 12 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:41,621 He's known by many labels: 13 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:43,620 Billionaire, philanthropist... 14 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:47,488 socialite. But who is the real Bruce Wayne? 15 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,959 You. 16 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,792 Despite a larger-than-life public persona... 17 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:56,869 Bruce Wayne has privately managed to remain a mystery. 18 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,032 Join me, Melanie Bramwell... 19 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,905 for the first ever in-depth interview with Gotham's most eligible bachelor... 20 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:08,173 next Tuesday at 9 on A Day in the Life. 21 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:16,313 If there's anyone I despise more than the Batman, it's Wayne! 22 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:20,358 He's got looks and money! 23 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,298 Yes, money. 24 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:30,292 Wayne's money. 25 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,787 Oh, it's about time, Master Bruce. 26 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,085 The television people will be here any moment. 27 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,522 You sure I have to go through with this, Alfred? 28 00:04:55,695 --> 00:05:00,656 Need I remind you, it's vitally important that you cultivate your public image. 29 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:05,271 But Melanie Bramwell has a reputation for making private lives a little too public. 30 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:07,772 I could be flirting with disaster. 31 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:11,876 Yes, well. Unfortunately, avoiding the press only piques their curiosity. 32 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,043 Fine. 33 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,683 When is this thing supposed to start? 34 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:21,287 "A day in the life, from breakfast to bedtime." 35 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,325 You are gonna edit this part out, right? 36 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,231 Don't count on it. 37 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,834 I pride myself on catching my subjects off-guard. 38 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,767 After all, I'm here to get to know the real Bruce Wayne. 39 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,070 Nice digs. 40 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:44,176 - Roomy. - Well, wait'll you see my office. 41 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,676 I'll show you the rest of the mansion after dinner. 42 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,509 To Wayne Industries, then. 43 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,327 Oh! And it's hours until dinnertime. 44 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,666 Coming. Coming. 45 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:08,958 Back so... 46 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,466 soon? 47 00:06:10,637 --> 00:06:14,699 Long time, no see, Jeeves. 48 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,103 Blast. 49 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,721 Oh, it's getting dark. 50 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,327 Good thing I brought my evening jacket. 51 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,657 And since my little birdies cut phone and power... 52 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:42,325 we won't have any interruptions while we catch up, old chum. 53 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,235 Now, where is old Brucie? 54 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:55,844 Master Bruce is in the city on very important business. 55 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,881 Yeah, a runway for us, Bruce. 56 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:04,119 You see, bold colors project such an aura of confidence for Mr. Wayne. 57 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:07,625 Wish I had a personal stylist. 58 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:11,821 Then, while we await Brucie's return... 59 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:15,662 you and I are gonna have some fun! 60 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,528 I must insist that you leave the premises at once! 61 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:51,063 Without settling scores with Wayne? 62 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,941 Bull's-eye! I mean, bird's-eye! 63 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:01,480 But, what has Master Bruce ever done to you? 64 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,015 Oh, nothing. Nothing really. 65 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:13,251 Except own everything that should rightfully belong to me! 66 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:15,895 I am from noble blood! 67 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:20,021 The Cobblepots were once the toast of society! 68 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:24,433 I am a Cobblepot! 69 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,703 What's cooking? 70 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,286 Oh, now we're talking. 71 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,421 The perfect crime: 72 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:45,785 Dinner and a burglary. 73 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:01,272 Oh, Jeevesie! 74 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,136 Your roast is overcooked. 75 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,251 What you got there, Jeeves? 76 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,655 What? Nothing! 77 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:25,393 Giving old Brucie a jingle, huh? 78 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,932 Good idea. 79 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:32,067 Wayne Industries contains over a dozen separate divisions, including... 80 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,866 electronics, engineering and biomedical research. 81 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,270 And it's all cutting-edge. 82 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:41,279 And it's all yours, at the ripe old age of 26. 83 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,913 Oh, would you excuse me for a moment? 84 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,909 Wayne. 85 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,389 Guess who, Brucie. 86 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:51,854 Sheila? 87 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,193 No, it's Penguin. 88 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,921 Is this 555-43...? 89 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,497 Oh, of course I remember. 90 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,998 Bruce Wayne never forgets a pretty voice. 91 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,833 I'm home with Jeeves. 92 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,268 And he wanted me to tell you... 93 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,307 dinner's getting cold. 94 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,139 For you, sugar, I'd drop anything. 95 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:18,274 And no police, or the butler gets it. Get it? 96 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:24,213 That's a wrap. I have a friend in need. 97 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,257 No problem. The camera loves drama. 98 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,486 Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going... 99 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,994 cameras are strictly off-limits. 100 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,858 What now? 101 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,729 Dinner. 102 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:57,647 Top floor. Ugly furniture, tacky artwork, bad feng shui. 103 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:01,954 Time to redecorate the bachelor pad! 104 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,824 What was that? 105 00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:11,426 I say, it's the Batman! 106 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,403 What? How'd you find me this time? 107 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,372 It's what I do. 108 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,138 Hello? Anyone home? 109 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,409 Hello? 110 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:27,309 Your power's out. 111 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,914 Alfred, is that you? 112 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,554 Batman! 113 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,455 Go! Before you get hurt! 114 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,601 Oh, dear. 115 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:28,272 Well, now, what have we here? 116 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,421 Don't harm us, Mr. Penguin. 117 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:41,727 Oh, you're that reporter from TV. 118 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,630 So where's Wayne? 119 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,289 I'm beginning to wonder myself. 120 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,903 Well, forget him! Penguin's your star now. 121 00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,903 I'll give you an exclusive. 122 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:56,735 Right over here. 123 00:12:57,543 --> 00:13:01,377 The true identity of the Batman! 124 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:10,020 Get ready for your close-up. 125 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,395 Mr. Freeze couldn't bring the heat. 126 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:26,732 Catwoman needed sharper claws. 127 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:32,401 Not even that screw-loose Joker could pull off what I'm about to: 128 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,211 The cowl of the bat! 129 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,945 Wakey-wakey... 130 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,713 eggs and bake-y. 131 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,216 Ladies and gentlemen... 132 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:50,386 I give you the man beneath the bat! 133 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,730 Unbelievable. 134 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:02,231 That's for ruining my roast! 135 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,873 Oh, you'll pay for that, old man! 136 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,235 Rematch. 137 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,967 Round two, then! 138 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,576 Make him a bat fillet! 139 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,151 The tape! 140 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,856 I got it! 141 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,252 No! 142 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:58,926 Clumsy me. 143 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,032 Quick! Load another one. 144 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,874 I can't get a break here. 145 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,181 Hurry! We're missing everything! 146 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,988 You should learn to play nice, Penguin. 147 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,560 Why? I hate your guts. 148 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:42,795 Tweet, tweet. Fresh bat, my pretty. 149 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,778 We'll win the Pulitzer Prize for this. 150 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,882 I love the four seasons, Batman. 151 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:03,647 Especially fall! 152 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,478 You're all wet. 153 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,318 - Get it all? - I hope so. It's a dark night. 154 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,789 "The Dark Knight." 155 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,521 Now that has a ring to it. 156 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,637 Mel? What are you...? 157 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,036 What's going on here? 158 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,768 A long story. The Batman just... 159 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,878 What? 160 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,019 Funny how you and the Batman have never been in the same place... 161 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,085 at the same time tonight. 162 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,653 Look! 163 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,483 Right there! It's the... 164 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,825 Dark Knight. 165 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,520 Well, excitement's over. 166 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,891 Shall we finish that interview? 167 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:53,028 Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided to go with a different subject. 168 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,394 There seems to be more to Penguin than meets the eye. 169 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:03,474 Looks like I stole one thing from you after all, Brucie: 170 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,537 The spotlight! 171 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,900 Now, didn't I tell you? 172 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,398 Oh, I know. I know. 173 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,599 Flirting with disaster. 174 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,680 You were right, in more ways than you know. 175 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,483 I was in a hurry.